Three Cheers for Target!

Okay, so cleaning, cooking, exercising, driving, and shopping are out of the question now-a-days, due to doctor's orders. That's fine, I'll do anything to keep these three babies healthy. However, thank God for Target, they've got a little something in their stores that allows a "mom to be of triplets" to still do a little browsing up and down the aisles.

Yes, you may laugh, and many people did, but I spent about an hour driving around this motorized scooter. I made such a spectacle of myself that my mom couldn't help but snap a few pictures with her phone.
The scooter allowed me to shop, while staying off my feet. Every now and again I would make a turn a little too tight and nearly take out an aisle, and the most horrifying part, when you put this thing in reverse; imagine that loud beeping noise you hear from garbage trucks, alerting the entire store that I was backing up! It even sent one kid running to his mom!

I think I caused more trouble than needed with that scooter, but my mom and I got our shopping done. I'm sure if you needed a license for the thing, mine would be revoked!